
From Fashionably Geek: That’s right ladies—some chick sucked on my neck. Does that turn you on? It should because I’m all man…so step right up and get yourself a slice of beefcake.
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From Fashionably Geek: That’s right ladies—some chick sucked on my neck. Does that turn you on? It should because I’m all man…so step right up and get yourself a slice of beefcake.
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Apparently, RoadKillRugs is an operation based out of Colorado that employs “several dozen people” to make rugs that resemble skunks and cats mowed down on the highway. Amazingly enough, they are not taking new orders at the moment due to a backlog. If this is a real product and that is true, God bless America.
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From Fashionably Geek: If and when the antichrist does show up, you can bet that Satan will be hauling his poop around in one of these AC/DC “Highway to Hell” Diaper Bags. Comes complete with pockets for bottles, a changing pad, inside pockets, and hard rockin’ evil.
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