Last night boy…whew! Things are fuzzy, but you seem to recall eating what you thought was a hot dog and then washing it down with about a gallon of moonshine. Either way, you woke up in the woods covered in puke. Forget about the Orbit and wash out that dirty mouth with this Unhappy Hour Gum. It is made for situations like these.
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Whether you are really into Frank Cho’s Liberty Meadows comics or you are just amused by the monkey’s likeness to a relative, Monkey Boy is not your average action figure. With a bottle of liquor in one hand and a cigarette in his mouth, he is a pretty close approximation of your average blogger. If it weren’t for being professionally dressed he would be almost perfect.
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I don’t know about you, but when it comes to poseable action figures, my first thought is “hey, let’s make em’ hump.” Then again, I’m immature. If you are the same way you will get a kick out of these Political Posers featuring the likes of George and Laura Bush, Hillary Clinton, Uncle Sam, John and Jackie Kennedy, Ronald Regan, and Benjamin Franklin. They even threw Jesus in there for good measure. Collect em’ all and create the most bizarre diorama ever.
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