Marvel at the fine craftsmanship and the versatility of this Penis Pencil Sharpener. Convenient pee-hole pencil insertion insures a sharp point every time. And with the shavings collecting neatly in the nutsack, clean up is a snap. Plus, it doubles as a paperweight. A must have for any office.
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Did you just hear something? I think there is someone in the house. Let me grab my penis flashlight to check things out……….OMFG! An intruder!
*Boom Chicka Wow Wow*
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If the in-laws are coming, it is time to break out the best you have. A little Shit Creek wine could be in order. Take any bottle you have and soak the label off. Apply this label and package it in it’s accompanying bag and you are ready to show them just what you think of them.
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