Boon Squirt Feeding Spoon

September 26th, 2009

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Great gadget for feeding babies, blah, blah blah.. Forget about how this benefits babies and their caretakers, the question is how does it benefit me? And what I envision is filling this thing up with chocolate pudding. I can lay on the couch and eat pudding without making any kind of mess and the clean up is simple. That right there makes this a cool item.

Product Page ($7.99)

Acrobat Wine Rack

September 26th, 2009

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Take a bunch of silver men, spread their legs and feet and you have the beginnings of a build your own wine rack. Each man makes room for one bottle of wine and they can be attached to each other any way you like. The way that each one looks like he is shouldering his individual burden makes it that much more fun. Additional pic after the break.

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Penis Pencil Sharpener and Paperweight: It Hurts Just to Look at It (NSFW)

September 26th, 2009

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Marvel at the fine craftsmanship and the versatility of this Penis Pencil Sharpener. Convenient pee-hole pencil insertion insures a sharp point every time. And with the shavings collecting neatly in the nutsack, clean up is a snap. Plus, it doubles as a paperweight. A must have for any office.

Product Page ($4.83)