Why would you get a desk and a chair when one product can cover both needs? The Globus Scriptorium takes up less than 9 square feet of floor space, but gives you both a chair and desk when unfolded. The chair even swivels so you can still goof off just as you normally do. Unfortunately, while it saves you floor space it will cost you a bundle more. See a picture of the Scriptorium closed after the break.
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Obviously the key word here is “novelty.” After all, who the hell is going to mistake you for Brad Pitt? Plus, the picture on the license is a bit dated. Brad’s current look is more appropriate on an AARP card. Oooh…snap! Reverse image after the break.
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Pull back the plunger on this Pop-a-Shot Candy Shooter, then push the release button and a small, round candy of your choosing will shoot into the air and (hopefully) land safely in your mouth. Let’s just hope someone around you is familiar with the Heimlich maneuver.
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