Bob’s Affirmation Box Soothes Bruised Egos

September 26th, 2009

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The small amount of storage this little box gives you is not its chief selling point. Its comments that provide positive reinforcement every time it is opened is its real forte. It can be tough to convince yourself of just how wonderful you are, but it is a lot easier if it is coming from a third party. Even if that third party happens to be a box.

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Finger Cocktail Forks: Lookin’ Good, 21st Century!

September 26th, 2009

ceramic finger forksMakes you wonder what archaeologists will think 1,000 years from now when they dig up our ancient civilization and discover tabloid magazines, porn and ceramic finger forks. It’s a good thing we won’t be around to feel that embarrassment.

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Steady Eddie’s Death Defying Pizza Ride On The Bladed Unicycle Of Doom

September 26th, 2009

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Steady Eddie puts his life on the line every time he rides across the molten cheese abyss on his bladed unicycle of doom.

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