As I am sure these nice young ladies would tell you, the only cool towel for the beach is a Surfboard Towel. The size, shape and design of a surf board replicated as a towel for you to lay on the beach. Just because you can’t hang ten doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be relaxing on a surfboard.
If surfing isn’t your thing, check out the Kayak Towel after the break.
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Don’t be embarrassed when the kids find your “personal massager”. They will never guess that the aptly named Wormie is a personal pleasure device. The World’s Most Powerful Waterproof Massager as they claim. Just press the hidden power button and get to work. Plus, it is less embarrassing than your average massager when discovered by Customs agents.
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A Golf Bag Lamp sounds like a cool idea. A Golf Bag Lamp that has a Golf Umbrella as a shade is just much cooler. The seller says they are not sure if it was ever actually used as a golf bag. So either that is a HUGE table it is on or the seller has no clue what he is talking about.
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